Welcome to our cafe
We are a virtual cafe for now, although pop-up cafes & street fairs may be in the stars for the future. In the meantime, please order our premium roasts by the pound.
Could this be the same strong, tasty blend Nakamoto himself drank while writing the Bitcoin Whitepaper? It could be. We’ve named our premier blend after the bold, innovative, and secretive inventor of Bitcoin, Satoshi Nakamoto. The exact elements of our special blend are also a secret. Yet the resulting smooth, but strong blend will keep you alert though those long nights of research or coding. Order a pound and you may find your next brilliant crypto idea is just a sip of Satoshi’s Blend away.
Satoshi’s Special Blend
Australian computer programmer Craig Wright claims to be the mysterious Satoshi Nakamoto. Several lawsuits later, we are still not convinced he is the real Nakamoto. We’ve named our delicious decaf blend after Wright. Although he may not be the real deal, we have named our decaffeinated blend after him in homage to his plausibility and tenacity as a Satoshi imposter. Our decaf has the taste and aroma of the real thing, without the key ingredient that makes for coffee’s real world use case: caffeine
Craig’s So Visionary Decaf
Our lighter roast is named after Vitalik Buterin, the “wiz kid” who invented Ethereum, the second largest cryptocurrency after Bitcoin. Buterin implemented smart contracts on the Ethereum network, paving the way for Non-fungible tokens, Decentralized Finance, and versatile networks and additional coins built on the base layer of Ethereum.
This tasty roast may not inspire you to design your own Virtual Internet Computer like Buterin, but we can almost guarantee it will keep you up till dawn researching DeFi code, playing blockchain based games like Axie Infinity, and plotting your own Meme coin empire.
